all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I puked a lego.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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