Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My ass is underappreciated
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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