whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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