found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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