Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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