I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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