We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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