Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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