How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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