Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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