Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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