Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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