Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
