come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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