p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
