his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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