when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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