I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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