she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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