Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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