You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Can I color on your dick again?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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