Midget sex pt 2 tonight
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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