Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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