Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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