i would punch a child for taco bell
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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