I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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