i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I am morally bankrupt
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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