Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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