airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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