I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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