We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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