My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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