the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
