in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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