He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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