were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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