return my video game
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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