we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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