Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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