what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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