I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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