Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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