i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So apparently I’m into choking now
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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