Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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