actually, I'm a sock model
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Also, beer. Big fan.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
All the doctor said was why
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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