I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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