Non-Jews are for practice
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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