ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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