I want to have your abortion
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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