bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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