going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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