I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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